X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=b4f888500aba343ddb74812f97a732eafba9dadf;hp=6db5063246c7d3b7ccdc9c1e2a105faaf64c99f0;hb=7065c20dc1ae331a31853f8b0065cb9fe7c5dfba;hpb=105b9da84c777452495cc331b0542df6dccf883a diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 6db5063..b4f8885 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -260,3 +260,22 @@ tells %s what it wants, what it really really wants buys %s a bus wonders if %s is a cunning linguist sends %s a huge box of chocolates +does a backflip to impress %s +awards %s a gold medal +would pay good money to watch %s play beach volleyball +watches James Bond films to gain tips for seducing %s +optimises %s +thinks %s is too darn hot +names an operating system after %s +wonders whether there are fifty shades of %s +whitelists %s +wants to become overly attached to %s +blows %s's whistle +would carry a watermelon for %s +decides to give %s a ring +orders the latest iPad for %s's birthday present +offers %s a bit of the old in-out in-out +considers %s almost as sexy as an Aston Martin DB5 +tidies %s's living room floor +buys %s a giant rubber duck +sets up %s with its sister