X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=b098026d91d78aae52a007fdf7c2ee27573fd21b;hp=8fe64a2ca4a5bf7e1c69aa5f9a58058213814f84;hb=19e58e40b8c890fad5238f5f598f96a31654d7a2;hpb=8fdd07c77385881720a021dfe0c83b377409063f

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 8fe64a2..b098026 100644
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -240,3 +240,7 @@ tells %s its password
 lubricates itself for %s
 copies all %s's mannerisms
 practices calling itself "Mrs %s"
+compares %s's arse to Pippa Middleton's
+honks %s's tits
+thinks %s should appear on Page Three
+gives %s a token ring