X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=ab4d8204e769fe45ed78a9f4f67adfec3e5a6957;hp=ca30844310186a282fac7680a3a0ce70187804b4;hb=f30063500cab866b7016e44a06b5186c7f6a922c;hpb=50a393d1d0af65a1f13f59dfb187a9ccfed557f4 diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index ca30844..ab4d820 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -67,3 +67,10 @@ plays %s's theme tune sends for %s and more golden syrup puts %s on top of the Christmas tree writes flirts just for %s +thinks %s is the new hotness +imagines %s in a sailor outfit +would like to cause earthquakes with %s +creates an "I bet we can get a million people who fancy %s" group on Facebook +becomes a fan of %s +turns down the house lights for %s +invites %s up to see its iPad