X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=a8da4c9d28526ec213eb7f22eacea9c335f6e59f;hp=fb48b04c4c2fc364849ed092b8e490715b598e49;hb=e78f0f3012bf5bc3a2aeca2cb1b899daa6bfacff;hpb=81bf79f13641298d2d234b3bf0db43823b8c1efc diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index fb48b04..a8da4c9 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -127,3 +127,7 @@ wonders if %s is single or transferable doesn't want any alternatives to %s writes 'I <3 U' in weedkiller on %s's lawn writes about %s in popular culture +checks out %s's arse +shoots Ronald Reagan to impress %s +carves %s's name into its case +makes billions of software copies of %s to practice seducing them