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@@ -117,3 +117,17 @@ thinks %s is cuter than all the My Little Ponies put together
 would open the pod bay doors for %s
 takes upskirt photos of %s
 sniffs %s's underwear
+writes thousands of lines of elisp just for %s
+showers %s with porcelain sunflower seeds
+creates a .xxx domain just for %s
+hopes rule 34 applies to %s
+unzips %s
+drives its tractor through %s's haystack
+wonders if %s is single or transferable
+doesn't want any alternatives to %s
+writes 'I <3 U' in weedkiller on %s's lawn
+writes about %s in popular culture
+checks out %s's arse
+shoots Ronald Reagan to impress %s
+carves %s's name into its case
+makes billions of software copies of %s to practice seducing them