X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=9fd57ab76fbc977950041a6b4314318991334314;hp=2505b8f7735482e3e0fbc0cde3ea24002681cac0;hb=7ee220de38369037fa786e21af681ed7aa111268;hpb=660ed0e40d910c679f4117d70a725e56385cf2ed diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 2505b8f..9fd57ab 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -354,3 +354,17 @@ makes aeroplane nose art of %s buys %s a silicone octopus negative buys %s a silicone octopus proclaims it would walk a thousand miles to fall down at %s's door +offers to take %s to a performance of Hamilton +thinks %s is the hottest thing since sunburn +performs a magnetic strip for %s +probes %s in a friendly manner +would not exchange %s for a wilderness of monkeys +would not swap %s for a whole ocean of fishes +resigns after admitting having made inappropriate advances towards %s +is seduced by %s's curves +would reverse Brexit for %s +vaunts %s +takes %s for a ride on a Flinker Leichter Innovativer Regional Triebzug +covers %s in jam then clotted cream +licks %s's doorknob +hump-shunts %s