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@@ -233,3 +233,35 @@ wants to ring %s's bell
 gives %s a kitten
 dedicates a sonata to %s
 shakes its booty for %s
+builds a giant telescope in order to spy upon %s
+proposes naming an airport in honour of %s
+gets married just so it can be unfaithful with %s
+tells %s its password
+lubricates itself for %s
+copies all %s's mannerisms
+practices calling itself "Mrs %s"
+compares %s's arse to Pippa Middleton's
+honks %s's tits
+thinks %s should appear on Page Three
+gives %s a token ring
+immortalizes %s in song
+surveys %s
+builds a taller house in order to spy on %s sunbathing
+bites %s's neck
+wants to view photos of %s on a retina display
+trouts everything that isn't %s
+learns how to write "I love %s" in Chinese
+makes a mix-tape for %s
+makes cupcakes for %s
+manipulates LIBOR for %s
+scatters %s's enemies
+votes for %s
+tells %s what it wants, what it really really wants
+buys %s a bus
+wonders if %s is a cunning linguist
+sends %s a huge box of chocolates
+does a backflip to impress %s
+awards %s a gold medal
+would pay good money to watch %s play beach volleyball
+watches James Bond films to gain tips for seducing %s
+optimises %s