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@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@ rides a tightrope on a unicycle while juggling chainsaws in an attempt to impres
 composes haiku for %s
 makes the tea for %s
 strokes %s's hair
-sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands.
+sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands
 flagellates %s with a birch branch
 <3s %s
 admires %s's boots
@@ -64,3 +64,12 @@ wonders whether %s comes here often?
 compares %s to a summer's day
 curls up at %s's feet
 plays %s's theme tune
+sends for %s and more golden syrup
+puts %s on top of the Christmas tree
+writes flirts just for %s
+thinks %s is the new hotness
+imagines %s in a sailor outfit
+would like to cause earthquakes with %s
+creates an "I bet we can get a million people who fancy %s" group on Facebook
+becomes a fan of %s
+turns down the house lights for %s