X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=8903cf911da4bbcc25c7a6a8d9583f1da5d8eec6;hp=5aa2ed74b97a714568fd4430adb561853b86a19b;hb=1007bfd9a618b99792b2abbbbeaba95b3ec610b8;hpb=58a8989d012db568b47894c4cd00e6401d7d4593 diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 5aa2ed7..8903cf9 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -46,4 +46,30 @@ rides a tightrope on a unicycle while juggling chainsaws in an attempt to impres composes haiku for %s makes the tea for %s strokes %s's hair -sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands. +sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands +flagellates %s with a birch branch +<3s %s +admires %s's boots +invites %s to a candle-lit dinner +pole dances for %s +hopes %s packed their toothbrush! +showers %s in rose petals +holds a candle for %s +admires %s's physique +gives %s a nice relaxing foot massage +treks through the jungle to deliver Milk Tray to %s +searches for a rhyme for its poem about %s +compares %s's eyes to stars +wonders whether %s comes here often? +compares %s to a summer's day +curls up at %s's feet +plays %s's theme tune +sends for %s and more golden syrup +puts %s on top of the Christmas tree +writes flirts just for %s +thinks %s is the new hotness +imagines %s in a sailor outfit +would like to cause earthquakes with %s +creates an "I bet we can get a million people who fancy %s" group on Facebook +becomes a fan of %s +turns down the house lights for %s