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@@ -297,10 +297,36 @@ compares %s's beauty to that of Helen of Troy
 wonders how many ships %s's face would launch
 hopes %s is highly available
 considers %s wrong but romantic
-sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card
+sends %s an anonymous Valentine's Day card
 imagines %s in a nurse's uniform
 asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s
 gives %s a cookie
 thinks %s deserves a 21 gun salute
 knocks on %s's door and asks to see their panelling
 discovers an asteroid and names it after %s
+likes the cut of %s's jib
+thinks %s is better than a Kwik-Fit fitter
+wants to watch badgers with %s
+invites %s to one of its bunga bunga parties
+wonders whether %s will go down in the woods today
+offers to show %s where to buy tomatoes
+wolf-whistles at %s
+would still respect %s in the morning
+offers %s the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas", all at once
+sets up a new TLD just for %s
+causes %s's wardrobe to malfunction
+wonders whether %s's deviation is standard
+promises never to trout %s
+invites %s out on an ISO-8601 date
+hopes for an expose event from %s
+sends an expose event to %s
+starts wearing purple for %s
+invites %s to wrestle in custard
+sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful
+commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s
+would never put %s in a corner
+promotes %s to Chief Whip
+sets %s up with the second hottest person it knows
+is all about %s's bass
+borrows a thermal imaging camera in order to measure %s's hotness
+considers %s to be one of its five a day