X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=6eb03015b0b606ae69384ce421d7121535024457;hp=fd7559b2e8c254c8f1509e9db1e12ac78f3bd13f;hb=86188b9c696e11208792f559a3a105f18076ccb9;hpb=646e32c4c143f6045783afb1c15311a458099886 diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index fd7559b..6eb0301 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -182,7 +182,7 @@ admires %s's flanges admires %s's symmetry oils %s's camel wonders if %s wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel -hopes that %s will gets its message in a bottle +hopes that %s will get its message in a bottle wonders how much %s charges for a good hard shag puts a red light outside its house in the hope of attracting %s wants %s's babies @@ -195,3 +195,32 @@ carves a statue of %s changes %s's SMS alert to an erotic moan reveals the code to its safe to %s works on being more classy around %s +shines %s's buttons +flashes %s +oils %s +invites %s to the ball +posts %s a pizza +gives %s a blue French horn +puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s's house from top to bottom +puts on a french maid's outfit and cleans %s from top to bottom +checks %s's topology +checks %s for topological defects +inducts over %s +finds %s's fixed point +integrates over %s +wishes %s had a higher genus +tiptoes through the tulips with %s +asks to see %s's dance card +presents %s with a herd of moose +admires %s's valves +offers %s a duck +gooses %s +sneaks into %s's bedroom +bashfuly admits its crush on %s +invites %s to join it in the shower +constructs a safe space for %s +wouldn't kick %s out of bed for eating biscuits +buys %s a dress made of bacon +dyes %s pink +buys %s a pony +scans all %s's ports