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@@ -182,7 +182,7 @@ admires %s's flanges
 admires %s's symmetry
 oils %s's camel
 wonders if %s wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
-hopes that %s will gets its message in a bottle
+hopes that %s will get its message in a bottle
 wonders how much %s charges for a good hard shag
 puts a red light outside its house in the hope of attracting %s
 wants %s's babies
@@ -211,3 +211,16 @@ integrates over %s
 wishes %s had a higher genus
 tiptoes through the tulips with %s
 asks to see %s's dance card
+presents %s with a herd of moose
+admires %s's valves
+offers %s a duck
+gooses %s
+sneaks into %s's bedroom
+bashfuly admits its crush on %s
+invites %s to join it in the shower
+constructs a safe space for %s
+wouldn't kick %s out of bed for eating biscuits
+buys %s a dress made of bacon
+dyes %s pink
+buys %s a pony
+scans all %s's ports