X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=31243d730d6072d09aeddac72d07bf316ff37aa9;hp=ae0efce3e487bb2ca3552690952be7af4e79d04e;hb=a56e53f21a6bc6b9d3d7f3e56171cfbb110659fd;hpb=533cfb29814479f96a66c07c53e25af8c6f05c4c diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index ae0efce..31243d7 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -297,7 +297,7 @@ compares %s's beauty to that of Helen of Troy wonders how many ships %s's face would launch hopes %s is highly available considers %s wrong but romantic -sends % s an anonymous Valentine's Day card +sends %s an anonymous Valentine's Day card imagines %s in a nurse's uniform asks the pianist to play "As Time Goes By" for %s gives %s a cookie @@ -320,3 +320,43 @@ promises never to trout %s invites %s out on an ISO-8601 date hopes for an expose event from %s sends an expose event to %s +starts wearing purple for %s +invites %s to wrestle in custard +sends the CEN a press release about how %s is wonderful +commissions Holbein to paint a portrait of %s +would never put %s in a corner +promotes %s to Chief Whip +sets %s up with the second hottest person it knows +is all about %s's bass +borrows a thermal imaging camera in order to measure %s's hotness +considers %s to be one of its five a day +wonders how many insertions %s is rated for +covers %s in baby sloths +throws rocks at %s in order to get their attention +serenades %s by playing a bottom B-flat on a tuba +hopes %s isn't non-free +offers %s sartorial tips from Stephen Gough +fails to comprehend the difference between innocent flirtation and downright creepiness, causing %s to take out a restraining order +performs the putty.exe for %s +removes all the buttons from %s's blouse +builds a monorail for %s +wonders whether %s is to be loose or hump shunted +gives %s head, shoulders, knees, and toes (knees and toes) +wants to hear what %s got up to at band camp +spoons %s +wants to place an unexpected item in %s's bagging area +puts on its robe and wizard hat for %s +invites %s over for Netflix and chill +admires %s's column of excellence +maximises %s +substitutes a Class 98 for %s's expected train service +makes aeroplane nose art of %s +buys %s a silicone octopus negative +buys %s a silicone octopus +proclaims it would walk a thousand miles to fall down at %s's door +offers to take %s to a performance of Hamilton +thinks %s is the hottest thing since sunburn +performs a magnetic strip for %s +probes %s in a friendly manner +would not exchange %s for a wilderness of monkeys +would not swap %s for a whole ocean of fishes