X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=2da24d311e907eedb161adad81a5ef94a46d9c18;hp=121ca935071c2c50c22a7ec2d1b6e4cc3c08bac5;hb=feede198420b7d94985dcbc396b75432b3bff812;hpb=ae94efa71d01eba3ba30dd984863333e478a7aa0

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 121ca93..2da24d3 100644
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -336,3 +336,7 @@ throws rocks at %s in order to get their attention
 serenades %s by playing a bottom B-flat on a tuba
 hopes %s isn't non-free
 offers %s sartorial tips from Stephen Gough
+fails to comprehend the difference between innocent flirtation and downright creepiness, causing %s to take out a restraining order
+performs the putty.exe for %s
+removes all the buttons from %s's blouse
+builds a monorail for %s