X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=139ebd7a40c3ee555be5f3952c65c19da6c0e9e5;hp=7f0a43814b6322707b4596a3993f7e3e1e2df913;hb=be3bc378d9d97666ef019d4a93c8fb6c94412eff;hpb=768e19abc0708582c6a3459b39125cc42170f9a1 diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 7f0a438..139ebd7 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -64,3 +64,35 @@ wonders whether %s comes here often? compares %s to a summer's day curls up at %s's feet plays %s's theme tune +sends for %s and more golden syrup +puts %s on top of the Christmas tree +writes flirts just for %s +thinks %s is the new hotness +imagines %s in a sailor outfit +would like to cause earthquakes with %s +creates an "I bet we can get a million people who fancy %s" group on Facebook +becomes a fan of %s +turns down the house lights for %s +invites %s up to see its iPad +can't wait to unbox %s +dips %s in honey and throws them to the lesbians +blows %s's vuvuzela +wonders if %s is multi-touch +takes photos of %s draped over a sports car +tips its hat to %s +would Photoshop %s but they are perfect already +would betray its country for %s +creates a dozen extra Twitter accounts just to follow %s +wears sexy underwear just for %s +is never gonna give %s up +wants to FaceTime %s +spies on %s through their webcam +dyes its hair for %s +newgroups alt.fan.%s +tattoos %s's name on its bottom +makes a backup copy of %s +throws itself at %s's feet +gets its tits out for %s +buys %s a nice dress +buys %s a revealing dress +