X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=0863bdf72035f30717884a91dcb03e56e057f9f5;hp=33f6ca05ca174543edb28e7125688f24069d024b;hb=1a5977d0145b41ea775f37dfcea78c951ce66a58;hpb=c2d36a939f76c908f31af2b8c7cae26de97f7876

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 33f6ca0..0863bdf 100644
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -76,8 +76,31 @@ turns down the house lights for %s
 invites %s up to see its iPad
 can't wait to unbox %s
 dips %s in honey and throws them to the lesbians
-blows %s' vuvuzela
+blows %s's vuvuzela
 wonders if %s is multi-touch
 takes photos of %s draped over a sports car
 tips its hat to %s
 would Photoshop %s but they are perfect already
+would betray its country for %s
+creates a dozen extra Twitter accounts just to follow %s
+wears sexy underwear just for %s
+is never gonna give %s up
+wants to FaceTime %s
+spies on %s through their webcam
+dyes its hair for %s
+newgroups alt.fan.%s
+tattoos %s's name on its bottom
+makes a backup copy of %s
+throws itself at %s's feet
+gets its tits out for %s
+buys %s a nice dress
+buys %s a revealing dress
+asks %s out on a date
+posts pictures of %s to rule34.paheal.net [NWS!]
+emails %s its favourite cat pictures
+lends %s all its spoons
+searches the internet for pictures of %s
+writes to Dan Savage for tips on seducing %s
+cross-dresses just for %s
+buys a telephoto lens just to take pictures of %s
+offers %s some Madeira