X-Git-Url: http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~matthewv/git?p=irc.git;a=blobdiff_plain;f=flirts;h=0863bdf72035f30717884a91dcb03e56e057f9f5;hp=139ebd7a40c3ee555be5f3952c65c19da6c0e9e5;hb=1a5977d0145b41ea775f37dfcea78c951ce66a58;hpb=be3bc378d9d97666ef019d4a93c8fb6c94412eff diff --git a/flirts b/flirts index 139ebd7..0863bdf 100644 --- a/flirts +++ b/flirts @@ -95,4 +95,12 @@ throws itself at %s's feet gets its tits out for %s buys %s a nice dress buys %s a revealing dress - +asks %s out on a date +posts pictures of %s to rule34.paheal.net [NWS!] +emails %s its favourite cat pictures +lends %s all its spoons +searches the internet for pictures of %s +writes to Dan Savage for tips on seducing %s +cross-dresses just for %s +buys a telephoto lens just to take pictures of %s +offers %s some Madeira