new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -771,3 +771,25 @@ has %s keelhauled
 makes %s pick oakum
 forces %s to work with the DUP
 slaps %s around a bit with U+1F40B
+excludes %s's middle
+throws a poo out of %s's bathroom window
+donates %s's brain to science
+converts %s into paperclips
+hijacks %s's brain for Dogecoin mining
+flattens, circularises and covers %s in cheese
+throws a cloth over %s's cage
+loses %s
+subjects %s to public inquiry
+buries %s in soft peat for three months
+sends %s a letter ordering them to leave the country ASAP
+threatens to overrule %s
+assaults %s in some inventive manner, then requests feedback on their trouting experience
+proposes the motion "This channel has no confidence in %s"
+chains %s to a block
+caches %s's thumbnails
+drops six kilotonnes of Marmite on %s
+cocks a snook at %s
+melts %s down
+deletes %s's microbiome
+sasses %s
+steals %s's mojo