compiles %s with -Wtrigraphs
turns %s into dogfood
><> ><> %s
-sets %s and robhu up on a blind date
gently taps %s with a menhir
invests all of %s's money in a high-grade structured credit strategy enhanced leverage fund
plays the viola at %s
sticks %s in a small room with Ian Paisley
rains she-trolls down upon %s
rains wheelbarrows on %s
-nominates %s for the UK Usenet Committee