new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -203,3 +203,12 @@ posts %s a bobcat
 disestablishes %s
 sets %s on fire
 creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook
 disestablishes %s
 sets %s on fire
 creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook

+supplements %s with a fish
+hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger
+blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear
+reads the Eye of Argon to %s
+traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs
+pops a cap in %s's ass
+spies on %s through their webcam
+sets flying monkeys on %s
+drop-kicks %s through the goalposts of life