new trout from Art

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 8cfecd7ce494f002a698c8deb4f668d05bc3c6b4..cb0a17430419552c27f981fc8fca3c343aaf569d 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -209,3 +209,17 @@ blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear
 reads the Eye of Argon to %s
 traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs
 pops a cap in %s's ass
+spies on %s through their webcam
+sets flying monkeys on %s
+drop-kicks %s through the goalposts of life
+throws %s's eye across a crowded room
+proves %s equivalent to the halting problem
+writes '%s' on an ostrakon
+synchronizes %s with /dev/null
+pushes %s into a ditch
+expunges %s
+exiles %s to Siberia
+replaces %s's internet with a 1200 baud modem
+triggers %s's halt and catch fire instruction
+covers %s in toothpaste
+covers %s in Marmite and waits for the lawyers