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[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -95,7 +95,6 @@ throws a cat at %s
 kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard
 plays Britney Spears songs at %s
 fills %s's ears with butter
-inverts %s
 throws %s to the lions
 sacrifices %s for the greater good
 patents %s's genome
@@ -152,7 +151,6 @@ compiles %s with -trigraphs
 compiles %s with -Wtrigraphs
 turns %s into dogfood
 ><> ><> %s
-sets %s and robhu up on a blind date
 gently taps %s with a menhir
 invests all of %s's money in a high-grade structured credit strategy enhanced leverage fund
 plays the viola at %s
@@ -182,7 +180,6 @@ forces %s to listen to David Cameron's speeches
 sticks %s in a small room with Ian Paisley
 rains she-trolls down upon %s
 rains wheelbarrows on %s
-nominates %s for the UK Usenet Committee
 hits %s with a replica of Milan cathedral
 has %s transported to Botany Bay
 petitions the PM to abolish %s
@@ -190,3 +187,19 @@ sneezes all over %s
 speculatively executes %s
 screams and leaps at %s
 hits %s with a cockatrice corpse
+sets %s up on a blind date with Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand
+gives %s a hard stare
+neuralyzes %s
+press-gangs %s
+feeds %s fugu kimo
+sends %s on an adventure holiday organised by Weyland-Yutani
+thous %s
+puts potato eyes down %s's shirt
+invites the Shame Orb to %s's party
+recommends the closure of airspace downwind of %s
+flies %s through a cloud of volcanic ash
+buggers a weasel with %s
+posts %s a bobcat
+disestablishes %s
+sets %s on fire
+creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook