New trout from adam

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -771,3 +771,10 @@ has %s keelhauled
 makes %s pick oakum
 forces %s to work with the DUP
 slaps %s around a bit with U+1F40B
+excludes %s's middle
+throws a poo out of %s's bathroom window
+donates %s's brain to science
+converts %s into paperclips
+hijacks %s's brain for Dogecoin mining
+flattens, circularises and covers %s in cheese
+throws a cloth over %s's cage