new trout from ceb

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -575,3 +575,15 @@ measures %s up for a casket
 appoints %s drummer for Spinal Tap
 will proclaim %s's faults
 inserts a cuddly trout into %s's pizza
+whacks %s over the head with a ukulele
+delivers 28,000 tonnes of coal to %s
+buys %s a Windows phone
+politely suggests %s look at the documentation
+bends all %s's spoons
+gets Jony Ive to redecorate %s's house
+shuts down all "inessential" government activities and blames it on %s
+refuses to raise %s's debt ceiling
+gives %s a reminder to call the vet
+stores %s in a cool dark place, away from strong odours
+compares %s to the null trout
+folds %s into an elaborate origami representation of nothing