new trout from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -180,3 +180,9 @@ deports %s
 thinks %s is even less relevant than Nick Clegg
 forces %s to listen to David Cameron's speeches
 sticks %s in a small room with Ian Paisley
+rains she-trolls down upon %s
+rains wheelbarrows on %s
+nominates %s for the UK Usenet Committee
+hits %s with a replica of Milan cathedral
+has %s transported to Botany Bay
+petitions the PM to abolish %s