new trouts from rejs

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
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@@ -601,7 +601,6 @@ replaces the GUI on %s's smartphone with a CLI
 changes %s's password to "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
 mails %s two hemispheres of plutonium and assembly instructions
 makes %s a plutonium omelette
-punishment-passes %s
 poisons %s's last Rolo
 forces %s to model the Sarah Lund knitwear collection
 leaves %s a card claiming that fish delivery was attempted but they were out
@@ -611,3 +610,27 @@ multiplies %s by zero
 divides %s by zero
 declares %s to be illegal, unworkable, and counter productive
 grudgingly conceeds that %s is not as bad as NFS
+causes "eaten by wolves" to appear on %s's screen
+makes kittens illegal just to annoy %s
+books the WBC to protest %s's funeral
+ditches %s's skin
+wonders whether to bother stunning %s
+slave-chips %s
+deposes %s
+gives %s a Brazilian
+deletes %s unread
+sticks a ferret up %s's nose
+buys %s a copy of a Louise Bagshawe novel
+fails to exterminate %s, then blames them for moving the goalposts
+causes the Italian government to collapse and makes %s prime minister
+fragments %s
+disqualifies %s from the human race
+filters all the happy stories out of %s's Facebook feed
+reschedules %s onto a flight to TTD
+performs a machine-gun sonata for %s
+pushes a pineapple in a painful direction for %s
+calls for a government inquiry into %s
+decides %s deserves their own .fish domain
+shares its earworm with %s
+wishes %s would let it go
+demotes %s to Chief Whip