new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 32e812759b376b8128cde60563e70e7ad67f9403..1d95414d9e48153e4858d91109495281c888625a 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -504,7 +504,6 @@ granulates %s
 removes %s from its Christmas card list
 bulldozes %s's house
 clobbers %s
-thinks %s is only good enough to play for Accrington Stanley
 distributes poisson in %s's direction
 poisons %s
 requests that some friendly bombs fall on %s
@@ -587,3 +586,20 @@ gives %s a reminder to call the vet
 stores %s in a cool dark place, away from strong odours
 compares %s to the null trout
 folds %s into an elaborate origami representation of nothing
+discovers that %s cannot be repaired using common workshop tools
+decides that %s's genitalia would not be much use as a trout
+cleans %s's clock
+asks %s to quit their jibber-jabber
+sets %s's sticky bit
+eats %s
+drives round in a van telling %s to go home
+darns %s
+refers the castration of %s with a bread-knife to the ethics committee, then ignores their verdict
+thinks %s couldn't fool Baldrick
+believes %s is only half witty
+replaces the GUI on %s's smartphone with a CLI
+changes %s's password to "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
+mails %s two hemispheres of plutonium and assembly instructions
+makes %s a plutonium omelette
+punishment-passes %s
+poisons %s's last Rolo