new trouts from anon

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -208,3 +208,33 @@ hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger
 blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear
 reads the Eye of Argon to %s
 traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs
+pops a cap in %s's ass
+spies on %s through their webcam
+sets flying monkeys on %s
+drop-kicks %s through the goalposts of life
+throws %s's eye across a crowded room
+proves %s equivalent to the halting problem
+writes '%s' on an ostrakon
+synchronizes %s with /dev/null
+pushes %s into a ditch
+expunges %s
+exiles %s to Siberia
+replaces %s's internet with a 1200 baud modem
+triggers %s's halt and catch fire instruction
+covers %s in toothpaste
+covers %s in Marmite and waits for the lawyers
+punctures %s's balloon
+sends %s a copy of Julian Assange's hair styling tips
+makes a two-fingered gesture at %s
+downgrades %s
+shops %s to the Coalition For Neural Purity
+cleans the toilets with %s
+slurps %s's brains out through their nose
+glues %s's ears together
+nails %s's beak to the bar
+puts lizards in %s's bed
+rebases %s
+sends %s a red nose
+hides a porcupine in %s's bed
+forces %s to listen to Gaddafi's greatest speeches
+feeds %s drugs and waits for the Revolution