kidnaps %s and fills their shoes with custard
plays Britney Spears songs at %s
fills %s's ears with butter
-inverts %s
throws %s to the lions
sacrifices %s for the greater good
patents %s's genome
compiles %s with -Wtrigraphs
turns %s into dogfood
><> ><> %s
-sets %s and robhu up on a blind date
gently taps %s with a menhir
invests all of %s's money in a high-grade structured credit strategy enhanced leverage fund
plays the viola at %s
sticks %s in a small room with Ian Paisley
rains she-trolls down upon %s
rains wheelbarrows on %s
-nominates %s for the UK Usenet Committee
hits %s with a replica of Milan cathedral
has %s transported to Botany Bay
petitions the PM to abolish %s
sneezes all over %s
speculatively executes %s
screams and leaps at %s
+hits %s with a cockatrice corpse
+sets %s up on a blind date with Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand
+gives %s a hard stare
+neuralyzes %s
+press-gangs %s
+feeds %s fugu kimo
+sends %s on an adventure holiday organised by Weyland-Yutani
+thous %s
+puts potato eyes down %s's shirt
+invites the Shame Orb to %s's party
+recommends the closure of airspace downwind of %s
+flies %s through a cloud of volcanic ash
+buggers a weasel with %s
+posts %s a bobcat
+disestablishes %s
+sets %s on fire
+creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook
+supplements %s with a fish
+hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger
+blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear
+reads the Eye of Argon to %s
+traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs
+pops a cap in %s's ass
+spies on %s through their webcam
+sets flying monkeys on %s
+drop-kicks %s through the goalposts of life
+throws %s's eye across a crowded room
+proves %s equivalent to the halting problem
+writes '%s' on an ostrakon
+synchronizes %s with /dev/null
+pushes %s into a ditch
+expunges %s
+exiles %s to Siberia
+replaces %s's internet with a 1200 baud modem
+triggers %s's halt and catch fire instruction
+covers %s in toothpaste
+covers %s in Marmite and waits for the lawyers
+punctures %s's balloon
~matthewv / irc.git / blobdiff