new flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -180,7 +180,6 @@ forces %s to listen to David Cameron's speeches
 sticks %s in a small room with Ian Paisley
 rains she-trolls down upon %s
 rains wheelbarrows on %s
-nominates %s for the UK Usenet Committee
 hits %s with a replica of Milan cathedral
 has %s transported to Botany Bay
 petitions the PM to abolish %s
@@ -199,3 +198,13 @@ puts potato eyes down %s's shirt
 invites the Shame Orb to %s's party
 recommends the closure of airspace downwind of %s
 flies %s through a cloud of volcanic ash
+buggers a weasel with %s
+posts %s a bobcat
+disestablishes %s
+sets %s on fire
+creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook
+supplements %s with a fish
+hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger
+blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear
+reads the Eye of Argon to %s
+traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs