new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / trouts

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@@ -205,3 +205,11 @@ sets %s on fire
 creates an "I hate %s" group on Facebook
 supplements %s with a fish
 hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger
+blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear
+reads the Eye of Argon to %s
+traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs
+pops a cap in %s's ass
+spies on %s through their webcam
+sets flying monkeys on %s
+drop-kicks %s through the goalposts of life
+throws %s's eye across a crowded room