more trouts; also make the telling chance only 10% again

[irc.git] / trouts

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 35d42744d9663592b0b6df3d1716f5d4a734313e..0130c591704f14e261a9d207c7c97c94ff6c6147 100644 (file)
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -10,10 +10,10 @@ offers %s a one way ticket to Mars
 decapitates %s
 slaps %s with a wet haddock
 plays the xylophone on %s 's kneecaps
-lands a minkie whale on %s
+lands a minke whale on %s
 inverts %s
 sends %s to Cuba
-searches frantically for %s 's brain
+searches frantically for %s's brain
 introduces %s to their antimatter twin
 opens a trapdoor under %s
 lands a 10 ton weight on %s
@@ -27,3 +27,21 @@ growls at %s
 catapults %s over the Atlantic
 replaces %s with a papier mache replica
 attaches an extra three noses to %s
+eviscerates %s with a trowel
+anihilates %s
+wonders what God was thinking of when He made %s
+removes %s from the gene pool
+performs a lube-less rectal on %s
+uses %s to practice his orthopedic surgery on
+thinks %s would make excellent road-kill
+plays basketball with %s's head
+drops %s down a deep well
+suggests to %s that suicide would be the honourable thing to do
+covers %s in blancmange
+napalms %s
+finds %s particularly irksome
+feeds %s to his pet dog
+reminds %s that life is not a game of Nethack
+thinks that %s would give a cannibal nausea
+wonders if %s is ever going to become a swan
+