wonders what %s and %s are doing together in a locked room
wishes %s and %s would stop doing that in public
-wishes %s and %s would continue doing that in public
draws chibi fan art of %s and %s
embarks on the Good Ship %s-%s
watches %s and %s making the beast with two backs
makes animated LJ icons of %s and %s making out
wonders how %s and %s got together
wonders what %s and %s's friends would think of their relationship
+writes dirty lyrics about %s and %s
+sings, "%s and %s, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g"
+sets %s and %s up on a blind date
+thinks %s and %s should get a room!
+watches %s and %s doing things that mtbc would filter
+mails photos of %s and %s to the News Of The World
+discovers that %s and %s have starred in hundreds of hard-core pornographic films together
+wonders whether %s and %s are a good genetic match
+orders %s and %s to be screened for STIs
+thinks %s and %s need to find a less creaky bed
+hopes %s and %s are using appropriate protection
+gets ideas for new slashes from watching %s and %s
+thinks %s and %s form a twisted pair
+threatens to expose %s and %s's illicit affair if they don't pay up
+lends %s and %s a copy of the "Kama Sutra"
+shows drawings of %s naked to %s
+wonders if %s would be %s's deputy prime minister
+wonders when %s and %s will update their relationship status
+thinks %s and %s are almost as good together as Cameron and Clegg
+glues %s to %s
+watches %s and %s doing things that the IWF would try and ban
+tricks %s into sleeping in %s's bed
+casts %s and %s in Romeo And Juliet And Monster Trucks
+fakes love letters between %s and %s
+bubblewraps %s and invites %s to start popping
+creates a .xxx domain just for %s and %s
+hides %s's ladle in %s's bed
+posts to twitter about the superinjunction %s and %s have taken out
~matthewv / irc.git / blobdiff