new flirt from rejs

[irc.git] / slashes

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@@ -74,7 +74,7 @@ sits %s and %s down on a kissing chair
 packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Brighton
 packs %s and %s off for a dirty weekend in Slough
 pronounces %s and %s man and wife
-kidnaps a bishop and insists he marry %s and %s in absentia
+kidnaps a bishop and insists they marry %s and %s in absentia
 puts %s and %s on adjacent rails
 entangles %s and %s's wave functions
 makes a nature documentary about %s and %s's mating habits
@@ -129,4 +129,5 @@ invites %s and %s to a private IRC channel, and leaves them to it
 blames %s and %s's relationship for the recent weather
 thinks %s and %s should protest against FIFA
 admires %s and %s's railcard photos
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+divides %s by %s
+gives %s and %s a box of condoms and a knowing look