new flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -353,3 +353,7 @@ substitutes a Class 98 for %s's expected train service
 makes aeroplane nose art of %s
 buys %s a silicone octopus negative
 buys %s a silicone octopus
+proclaims it would walk a thousand miles to fall down at %s's door
+offers to take %s to a performance of Hamilton
+thinks %s is the hottest thing since sunburn
+performs a magnetic strip for %s