new flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -346,3 +346,14 @@ wants to hear what %s got up to at band camp
 spoons %s
 wants to place an unexpected item in %s's bagging area
 puts on its robe and wizard hat for %s
+invites %s over for Netflix and chill
+admires %s's column of excellence
+maximises %s
+substitutes a Class 98 for %s's expected train service
+makes aeroplane nose art of %s
+buys %s a silicone octopus negative
+buys %s a silicone octopus
+proclaims it would walk a thousand miles to fall down at %s's door
+offers to take %s to a performance of Hamilton
+thinks %s is the hottest thing since sunburn
+performs a magnetic strip for %s