new trouts, flirts, and slashes from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 8fe64a2ca4a5bf7e1c69aa5f9a58058213814f84..b098026d91d78aae52a007fdf7c2ee27573fd21b 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -240,3 +240,7 @@ tells %s its password
 lubricates itself for %s
 copies all %s's mannerisms
 practices calling itself "Mrs %s"
+compares %s's arse to Pippa Middleton's
+honks %s's tits
+thinks %s should appear on Page Three
+gives %s a token ring