new trouts from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -259,3 +259,35 @@ votes for %s
 tells %s what it wants, what it really really wants
 buys %s a bus
 wonders if %s is a cunning linguist
+sends %s a huge box of chocolates
+does a backflip to impress %s
+awards %s a gold medal
+would pay good money to watch %s play beach volleyball
+watches James Bond films to gain tips for seducing %s
+optimises %s
+thinks %s is too darn hot
+names an operating system after %s
+wonders whether there are fifty shades of %s
+whitelists %s
+wants to become overly attached to %s
+blows %s's whistle
+would carry a watermelon for %s
+decides to give %s a ring
+orders the latest iPad for %s's birthday present
+offers %s a bit of the old in-out in-out
+considers %s almost as sexy as an Aston Martin DB5
+tidies %s's living room floor
+buys %s a giant rubber duck
+sets up %s with its sister
+offers %s's father one thousand camels
+makes puppy-dog eyes at %s
+has %s's enemies shot
+sends %s selfies
+%s amat
+sends %s a partridge in a pear tree
+invites %s to bathe in a bath full of rose petals
+offers %s a ride in a surrey with a fringe on top
+rents a stretched limo for its date with %s
+lusts after %s, and would be prepared to commit the other deadly sins for them
+may not have room for a Mini, but does have room for %s
+puts %s in its will