new flirts from rejs

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 121ca935071c2c50c22a7ec2d1b6e4cc3c08bac5..2da24d311e907eedb161adad81a5ef94a46d9c18 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -336,3 +336,7 @@ throws rocks at %s in order to get their attention
 serenades %s by playing a bottom B-flat on a tuba
 hopes %s isn't non-free
 offers %s sartorial tips from Stephen Gough
+fails to comprehend the difference between innocent flirtation and downright creepiness, causing %s to take out a restraining order
+performs the putty.exe for %s
+removes all the buttons from %s's blouse
+builds a monorail for %s