new trout from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -350,3 +350,7 @@ invites %s over for Netflix and chill
 admires %s's column of excellence
 maximises %s
 substitutes a Class 98 for %s's expected train service
+makes aeroplane nose art of %s
+buys %s a silicone octopus negative
+buys %s a silicone octopus
+proclaims it would walk a thousand miles to fall down at %s's door