new trout and flirt from rjk

[irc.git] / flirts

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@@ -80,3 +80,6 @@ blows %s' vuvuzela
 wonders if %s is multi-touch
 takes photos of %s draped over a sports car
 tips its hat to %s
+would Photoshop %s but they are perfect already
+would betray its country for %s
+creates a dozen extra Twitter accounts just to follow %s