new flirt from Art/Emperor

[irc.git] / flirts

diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index f65abed1e0542bb798e625b4525592cb978b76c4..0b938727f30c2715b8cac4b76ad5f9d86df12d1a 100644 (file)
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@ rides a tightrope on a unicycle while juggling chainsaws in an attempt to impres
 composes haiku for %s
 makes the tea for %s
 strokes %s's hair
-sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands.
+sprinkles %s with hundreds and thousands
 flagellates %s with a birch branch
 <3s %s
 admires %s's boots
@@ -64,3 +64,16 @@ wonders whether %s comes here often?
 compares %s to a summer's day
 curls up at %s's feet
 plays %s's theme tune
+sends for %s and more golden syrup
+puts %s on top of the Christmas tree
+writes flirts just for %s
+thinks %s is the new hotness
+imagines %s in a sailor outfit
+would like to cause earthquakes with %s
+creates an "I bet we can get a million people who fancy %s" group on Facebook
+becomes a fan of %s
+turns down the house lights for %s
+invites %s up to see its iPad
+can't wait to unbox %s
+dips %s in honey and throws them to the lesbians
+blows %s' vuvuzela