wonders what %s and %s are doing together in a locked room
wishes %s and %s would stop doing that in public
draws chibi fan art of %s and %s
embarks on the Good Ship %s-%s
watches %s and %s making the beast with two backs
thinks %s/%s is better than Legolas/Aragorn
is jealous because %s loves %s instead of itself
daydreams about %s and %s's wedding
writes plotless smut about %s's steamy secret liaison with %s
starts a Yahoo group devoted to Photoshops of %s and %s naked
gets horny just thinking about %s and %s together
thinks %s and %s should grow old together surrounded by their children
wonders who would be the godparents when %s and %s had children
wonders who would get pregnant, %s or %s
makes LJ banners proclaiming '%s and %s Is Love!'
makes animated LJ icons of %s and %s making out
wonders how %s and %s got together
wonders what %s and %s's friends would think of their relationship
writes dirty lyrics about %s and %s
sings, "%s and %s, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g"
sets up %s and %s on a blind date
thinks %s and %s should get a room!
watches %s and %s doing things that mtbc would filter