2 import string, cPickle, random, urllib, sys, time, re, os, twitter
3 from irclib import irc_lower, nm_to_n
6 def karmaq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public, karma):
8 item=cmd.split()[1].lower()
12 bot.automsg(public,nick,"I have karma on %s items." %
14 elif karma.has_key(item):
15 bot.automsg(public,nick,"%s has karma %s."
18 bot.automsg(public,nick, "%s has no karma set." % item)
21 def karmadelq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public, karma):
23 item=cmd.split()[1].lower()
25 conn.notice(nick, "What should I delete?")
28 conn.notice(nick, "You are not my owner.")
30 if karma.has_key(item):
32 conn.notice(nick, "Item %s deleted."%item)
34 conn.notice(nick, "There is no karma stored for %s."%item)
36 # help - provides the URL of the help file
37 def helpq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
38 bot.automsg(public,nick,
39 "For help see http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~matthewv/irc/servus.html")
43 def infoq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public, karma):
44 bot.automsg(public,nick,
45 ("I am Acrobat %s, on %s, as nick %s. "+
46 "My owner is %s; I have karma on %s items.") %
47 (bot.revision.split()[1], bot.channel, conn.get_nickname(),
48 bot.owner, len(karma.keys())))
50 # Check on fish stocks
53 if time.time()>=pond.quotatime:
57 if (time.time()-pond.quotatime)>pond.fish_time_inc:
58 pond.cur_fish+=(((time.time()-pond.quotatime)
59 /pond.fish_time_inc)*pond.fish_inc)
60 if pond.cur_fish>pond.max_fish:
61 pond.cur_fish=pond.max_fish
62 pond.quotatime=time.time()
64 # trout someone, or flirt with them
65 def troutq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public, cfg):
72 selftroutchance=cfg[6]
76 conn.notice(nick, quietmsg%fishpond.Boring_Git)
78 if fishpond.cur_fish<=0:
79 conn.notice(nick, nofishmsg)
81 target = string.join(cmd.split()[1:])
83 conn.notice(nick, notargetmsg)
85 me = bot.connection.get_nickname()
86 trout_msg = random.choice(fishlist)
87 # The bot won't trout or flirt with itself;
88 if irc_lower(me) == irc_lower(target):
90 # There's a chance the game may be given away if the request was not
93 if random.random()<=selftroutchance:
94 trout_msg=trout_msg+(selftrout%nick)
96 conn.action(bot.channel, trout_msg % target)
100 def slashq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public, cfg):
107 selfslashchance=cfg[6]
111 conn.notice(nick, quietmsg%fishpond.Boring_Git)
113 if fishpond.cur_fish<=0:
114 conn.notice(nick, nofishmsg)
116 target = string.join(cmd.split()[1:])
117 #who = cmd.split()[1:]
118 who = ' '.join(cmd.split()[1:]).split(' / ')
120 conn.notice(nick, "it takes two to tango!")
123 conn.notice(nick, "we'll have none of that round here")
125 me = bot.connection.get_nickname()
126 slash_msg = random.choice(fishlist)
127 # The bot won't slash people with themselves
128 if irc_lower(who[0]) == irc_lower(who[1]):
129 conn.notice(nick, "oooooh no missus!")
131 # The bot won't slash with itself, instead slashing the requester
133 if irc_lower(me) == irc_lower(who[n]):
135 # Perhaps someone asked to slash themselves with the bot then we get
136 if irc_lower(who[0]) == irc_lower(who[1]):
137 conn.notice(nick, "you wish!")
139 # There's a chance the game may be given away if the request was not
142 if random.random()<=selfslashchance:
143 slash_msg=slash_msg+(selfslash%nick)
145 conn.action(bot.channel, slash_msg % (who[0], who[1]))
149 def unitq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
150 args = ' '.join(cmd.split()[1:]).split(' as ')
152 args = ' '.join(cmd.split()[1:]).split(' / ')
154 conn.notice(nick, "syntax: units arg1 as arg2")
157 sin,sout=os.popen4(["units","--verbose","--",args[0]],"r")
159 sin,sout=os.popen4(["units","--verbose","--",args[0],args[1]],"r")
162 #popen2 doesn't clean up the child properly. Do this by hand
164 if os.WEXITSTATUS(child[1])==0:
165 bot.automsg(public,nick,res[0].strip())
167 conn.notice(nick,'; '.join(map(lambda x: x.strip(),res)))
169 # Shut up trouting for a minute
170 def nofishq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public, fish):
174 fish.quotatime=time.time()
175 fish.quotatime+=fish.nofish_time
176 conn.notice(nick, "Fish stocks depleted, as you wish.")
179 def reloadq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
180 if not public and irc_lower(nick) == irc_lower(bot.owner):
183 conn.notice(nick, "Config reloaded.")
185 conn.notice(nick, "Config reloading failed!")
187 bot.automsg(public,nick,
188 "Configuration can only be reloaded by my owner, by /msg.")
191 def quitq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
192 if irc_lower(nick) == irc_lower(bot.owner):
193 bot.die(msg = "I have been chosen!")
195 conn.notice(nick, "Such aggression in public!")
197 conn.notice(nick, "You're not my owner.")
199 # google for something
200 def googleq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
201 cmdrest = string.join(cmd.split()[1:])
202 # "I'm Feeling Lucky" rather than try and parse the html
203 targ = ("http://www.google.com/search?q=%s&btnI=I'm+Feeling+Lucky"
204 % urllib.quote_plus(cmdrest))
206 # get redirected and grab the resulting url for returning
207 gsearch = urllib.urlopen(targ).geturl()
208 if gsearch != targ: # we've found something
209 bot.automsg(public,nick,str(gsearch))
210 else: # we haven't found anything.
211 bot.automsg(public,nick,"No pages found.")
212 except IOError: # if the connection times out. This blocks. :(
213 bot.automsg(public,nick,"The web's broken. Waah!")
215 # Look up the definition of something using google
216 def defineq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
217 #this doesn't work any more
218 bot.automsg(public,nick,"'define' is broken because google are bastards :(")
220 cmdrest = string.join(cmd.split()[1:])
221 targ = ("http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=define%%3A%s&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8"
222 % urllib.quote_plus(cmdrest))
224 # Just slurp everything into a string
225 defnpage = urllib.urlopen(targ).read()
226 # For definitions we really do have to parse the HTML, sadly.
227 # This is of course going to be a bit fragile. We first look for
228 # 'Definitions of %s on the Web' -- if this isn't present we
229 # assume we have the 'no definitions found page'.
230 # The first defn starts after the following <p> tag, but as the
231 # first <li> in a <ul type="disc" class=std>
232 # Following that we assume that each definition is all the non-markup
233 # before a <br> tag. Currently we just dump out the first definition.
234 match = re.search(r"Definitions of <b>.*?</b> on the Web.*?<li>\s*([^>]*)((<br>)|(<li>))",defnpage,re.MULTILINE)
236 bot.automsg(public,nick,"Some things defy definition.")
238 # We assume google has truncated the definition for us so this
239 # won't flood the channel with text...
240 defn = " ".join(match.group(1).split("\n"))
241 bot.automsg(public,nick,defn)
242 except IOError: # if the connection times out. This blocks. :(
243 bot.automsg(public,nick,"The web's broken. Waah!")
245 # Look up a currency conversion via xe.com
246 def currencyq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
247 args = ' '.join(cmd.split()[1:]).split(' as ')
248 if len(args) != 2 or len(args[0]) != 3 or len(args[1]) != 3:
249 conn.notice(nick, "syntax: currency arg1 as arg2")
251 targ = ("http://www.xe.com/ucc/convert.cgi?From=%s&To=%s" % (args[0], args[1]))
253 currencypage = urllib.urlopen(targ).read()
254 match = re.search(r"(1 %s = [\d\.]+ %s)" % (args[0],args[1]),currencypage,re.MULTILINE)
256 bot.automsg(public,nick,"Dear Chief Secretary, there is no money.")
258 conversion = match.group(1);
259 conversion = conversion.replace(' ',' ');
260 bot.automsg(public,nick,conversion + " (from xe.com)")
261 except IOError: # if the connection times out. This blocks. :(
262 bot.automsg(public,nick,"The web's broken. Waah!")
265 ### say to msg/channel
266 def sayq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
267 if irc_lower(nick) == irc_lower(bot.owner):
268 conn.privmsg(bot.channel, string.join(cmd.split()[1:]))
271 conn.notice(nick, "You're not my owner!")
273 ### action to msg/channel
274 def doq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
275 sys.stderr.write(irc_lower(bot.owner))
276 sys.stderr.write(irc_lower(nick))
278 if irc_lower(nick) == irc_lower(bot.owner):
279 conn.action(bot.channel, string.join(cmd.split()[1:]))
281 conn.notice(nick, "You're not my owner!")
284 def disconnq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
285 if cmd == "disconnect": # hop off for 60s
286 bot.disconnect(msg="Be right back.")
288 ### list keys of a dictionary
289 def listkeysq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public, dict, sort=False):
293 bot.automsg(public,nick,string.join(d))
295 ### rot13 text (yes, I could have typed out the letters....)
296 ### also "foo".encode('rot13') would have worked
297 def rot13q(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public):
298 a=''.join(map(chr,range((ord('a')),(ord('z')+1))))
300 trans=string.maketrans(a+a.upper(),b+b.upper())
301 conn.notice(nick, string.join(cmd.split()[1:]).translate(trans))
303 ### URL-tracking stuff
305 ### return a easy-to-read approximation of a time period
306 def nicetime(tempus):
308 tm="%d seconds ago"%int(tempus)
310 tm="%d minutes ago"%int(tempus/60)
312 tm="%d hours ago"%int(tempus/3600)
315 ### class to store URL data
317 "contains meta-data about a URL seen on-channel"
318 def __init__(self,url,nick):
321 self.first=time.time()
323 self.lastseen=time.time()
324 self.lastasked=time.time()
325 def recenttime(self):
326 return max(self.lastseen,self.lastasked)
328 return nicetime(time.time()-self.first)
330 z=min(len(urlcomplaints)-1, self.count-1)
331 return urlcomplaints[z]
333 #(?:) is a regexp that doesn't group
334 urlre = re.compile(r"((?:(?:http)|(?:nsfw))s?://[^ ]+)( |$)")
335 hturlre= re.compile(r"(http)(s?://[^ ]+)( |$)")
336 #matches \bre\:?\s+ before a regexp; (?i)==case insensitive match
337 shibboleth = re.compile(r"(?i)\bre\:?\s+((?:(?:http)|(?:nsfw))s?://[^ ]+)( |$)")
338 urlcomplaints = ["a contemporary","an interesting","a fascinating","an overused","a vastly overused"]
340 ### Deal with /msg bot url or ~url in channel
341 def urlq(bot, cmd, nick, conn, public,urldb):
342 if (not urlre.search(cmd)):
343 bot.automsg(False,nick,"Please use 'url' only with http, https, nsfw, or nsfws URLs")
346 urlstring=urlre.search(cmd).group(1)
347 url=canonical_url(urlstring)
350 complaint="That's %s URL that was first mentioned %s by %s" % \
351 (T.urltype(),T.firstmen(),T.nick)
353 complaint=complaint+". Furthermore it defeats the point of this command to use it other than via /msg."
355 bot.automsg(False,nick,complaint)
356 T.lastasked=time.time()
357 #URL suppressed, so mention in #urls
358 if urlstring != cmd.split()[1]: #first argument to URL was not the url
359 conn.privmsg("#urls","%s remarks: %s" % (nick," ".join(cmd.split()[1:])))
361 conn.privmsg("#urls","(via %s) %s"%(nick," ".join(cmd.split()[1:])))
364 bot.automsg(False,nick,"That URL was unique. There is little point in using !url out loud; please use it via /msg")
366 if urlstring != cmd.split()[1]: #first argument to URL was not the url
367 conn.privmsg(bot.channel,"%s remarks: %s" % (nick," ".join(cmd.split()[1:])))
369 conn.privmsg(bot.channel,"(via %s) %s"%(nick," ".join(cmd.split()[1:])))
370 bot.automsg(False,nick,"That URL was unique; I have posted it into IRC")
371 urldb[url]=UrlLog(url,nick)
373 ### Deal with URLs spotted in channel
374 def dourl(bot,conn,nick,command,urldb):
375 urlstring=urlre.search(command).group(1)
376 urlstring=canonical_url(urlstring)
378 if urlstring in urldb:
380 message="observes %s URL, first mentioned %s by %s" % \
381 (T.urltype(),T.firstmen(),T.nick)
382 if shibboleth.search(command)==None:
383 conn.action(bot.channel, message)
384 T.lastseen=time.time()
387 urldb[urlstring]=UrlLog(urlstring,nick)
390 def urlexpire(urldb,expire):
393 if time.time() - urldb[u].recenttime() > expire:
396 # canonicalise BBC URLs (internal use only)
397 def canonical_url(urlstring):
398 if "nsfw://" in urlstring or "nsfws://" in urlstring:
399 urlstring=urlstring.replace("nsfw","http",1)
400 if (urlstring.find("news.bbc.co.uk") != -1):
401 for middle in ("/low/","/mobile/"):
402 x = urlstring.find(middle)
404 urlstring.replace(middle,"/hi/")
407 # automatically make nsfw urls for you and pass them on to url
408 def nsfwq(bot,cmd,nick,conn,public,urldb):
409 if (not hturlre.search(cmd)):
410 bot.automsg(False,nick,"Please use 'nsfw' only with http or https URLs")
412 newcmd=hturlre.sub(nsfwify,cmd)
413 urlq(bot,newcmd,nick,conn,public,urldb)
420 def twitterq(bot,cmd,nick,conn,public,twitapi):
422 if (not urlre.search(cmd)):
423 bot.automsg(False,nick,"Please use 'twit' only with http URLs")
426 urlstring = urlre.search(cmd).group(1)
427 if (urlstring.find("twitter.com") !=-1):
428 stringout = getTweet(urlstring,twitapi)
429 bot.automsg(public, nick, stringout)
431 def getTweet(urlstring,twitapi):
432 parts = string.split(urlstring,'/')
435 status = twitapi.GetStatus(tweetID)
436 tweeter_screen = status.user.screen_name.encode('UTF-8', 'replace')
437 tweeter_name = status.user.name.encode('UTF-8', 'replace')
438 tweetText = status.text.encode('UTF-8', 'replace')
439 tweetText = tweetText.replace('\n',' ')
440 stringout = "tweet by %s (%s): %s" %(tweeter_screen,tweeter_name,tweetText)
441 except twitter.TwitterError:
442 terror = sys.exc_info()
443 stringout = "Twitter error: %s" % terror[1].__str__()