From ba8217a0d0d24e67378c856020249fc92559ddae Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Matthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2015 15:47:55 +0000
Subject: [PATCH] new trouts from rejs

---
 trouts | 6 ++++++
 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+)

diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index d71a92a..4c199e3 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -652,3 +652,9 @@ promises not to cancel cuts to the %s budget
 takes the sky from %s
 nerve-staples %s
 distims %s's doshes
+claims to be offended by %s and asks them to hide in a corner under a tablecloth
+trims %s
+sends %s an AOL CD
+crimps %s's bottom
+offers %s sartorial tips from Michael Portillo
+nominates %s for seedy depletion
-- 
2.30.2