From a751c9b56cc9a30df50679b3d60b6b4cdc4603af Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matthew Vernon Date: Sun, 22 Nov 2015 21:57:40 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] new trouts from rejs --- trouts | 7 +++++++ 1 file changed, 7 insertions(+) diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index 7dfb31e..a949e2f 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -690,3 +690,10 @@ attacks %s with a salmon cannon outsources %s's brain to #chiark apologizes for the inconvenience caused by %s operates a %s-free environment, for your comfort and convenience +tars %s +requires %s to submit all their requests for trouts through the service desk +rot13s %s's wibbly bits +rearranges all the cards in %s's wallet +forces %s to revoke all their biometrics +writes an essay entitled "%s Considered Harmful" +gives %s a five-second head start then releases the hounds -- 2.30.2