From 6ddec4bcb3bc95f98eb8a1a13c39a24670ea7eee Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matthew Vernon Date: Wed, 29 Jul 2015 11:46:32 +0100 Subject: [PATCH 1/1] new trouts from rejs --- trouts | 12 ++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 12 insertions(+) diff --git a/trouts b/trouts index f002a00..002717e 100644 --- a/trouts +++ b/trouts @@ -674,3 +674,15 @@ notes that %s almost makes XML look good breaks up %s's favourite band does that thing %s hates replaces %s with the phrase 'fart fart fart' +outsources trouting %s to Capita +laminates %s +sends %s to trout camp +thinks %s's website is best viewed in lynx +migrates %s's broadband to TalkTalk +blames %s for the next trout +spaghettifies %s +changes %s's phone number to an illegal prime number +assaults %s with a double bass +assaults %s with a single bass +"peacefully liberates" %s +shears %s -- 2.30.2