From: Matthew Vernon <matthew@rapun.sel.cam.ac.uk>
Date: Thu, 12 Aug 2010 10:24:20 +0000 (+0100)
Subject: a whole pile of new flirts (and one new trout) from rjk
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a whole pile of new flirts (and one new trout) from rjk
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diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index d2c9f8e..139ebd7 100644
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@ turns down the house lights for %s
 invites %s up to see its iPad
 can't wait to unbox %s
 dips %s in honey and throws them to the lesbians
-blows %s' vuvuzela
+blows %s's vuvuzela
 wonders if %s is multi-touch
 takes photos of %s draped over a sports car
 tips its hat to %s
@@ -87,3 +87,12 @@ wears sexy underwear just for %s
 is never gonna give %s up
 wants to FaceTime %s
 spies on %s through their webcam
+dyes its hair for %s
+newgroups alt.fan.%s
+tattoos %s's name on its bottom
+makes a backup copy of %s
+throws itself at %s's feet
+gets its tits out for %s
+buys %s a nice dress
+buys %s a revealing dress
+
diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 8d6d304..5480afb 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -210,3 +210,4 @@ reads the Eye of Argon to %s
 traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs
 pops a cap in %s's ass
 spies on %s through their webcam
+sets flying monkeys on %s