From: Matthew Vernon <matthewv@chiark.greenend.org.uk>
Date: Wed, 19 May 2021 15:57:40 +0000 (+0100)
Subject: new trouts from rejs
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new trouts from rejs
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diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 0bda7a6..d51f96d 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -856,3 +856,10 @@ sends the fish van to visit %s
 side-loads a trout onto %s
 hires out a trout to appear on %s's Zoom call
 changes %s's name to "Salmon"
+sneaks onto %s's roof in the middle of the night and leaves an Austin Seven there
+violates international law in its treatment of %s, but only in a limited and specific way
+convinces %s that it's not a robot
+thwacks %s with a humuhumunukunukuapua'a
+places a hard customs border around %s
+asks whether %s saw the memo about using the new cover sheets on the TPS reports
+replaces %s's toothbrush with a cactus