From: Matthew Vernon <matthew@rapun.sel.cam.ac.uk>
Date: Wed, 4 Aug 2010 13:15:12 +0000 (+0100)
Subject: new trout and flirt from rjk
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new trout and flirt from rjk
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diff --git a/flirts b/flirts
index 7c0f7a8..0edd90b 100644
--- a/flirts
+++ b/flirts
@@ -82,3 +82,4 @@ takes photos of %s draped over a sports car
 tips its hat to %s
 would Photoshop %s but they are perfect already
 would betray its country for %s
+creates a dozen extra Twitter accounts just to follow %s
diff --git a/trouts b/trouts
index 13b5e82..8cfecd7 100644
--- a/trouts
+++ b/trouts
@@ -208,3 +208,4 @@ hits %s with an omega-3-supplemented fish finger
 blows a vuvuzela in %'s ear
 reads the Eye of Argon to %s
 traps %s in a lift with Steve Jobs
+pops a cap in %s's ass